I understand that I haven't posted in a while, and I would apologize except that I just don't care really. I have to act tough, you see, for I am a hardened thief. A PRUNE thief! I shall explain:
Last night , like many nights, I had a dream. This dream had a number of people from my past and involved a very elaborate and complicated scheme in which to heist two small pallets of....prunes??? Yep, prunes. Trust me, I have no idea why either. My job was to steal a guest book from one hotel and take it to another hotel to replace the one currently there. Everyone had jobs to do and mine was, somehow, a key role in this grand theft. Oh yes, very important in prune thieving is the switching of the guest logs! Oh, and, for those that don't know, prunes now grow on small bushes, much like a tomato. Yeah, all wrinkled and everything. It's a wonder of nature really.
So, therein lies my confession, I am ready, take me away. Just in time too, Bruno needs to go out......................later
